Gupy: Sing and dance victorious!

Oh, how you wish you could. If you weren't worried about your DAD returning to finish his birthday bombardment, you'd be engaging in bardic song and dance! You'd be the life of the party, yes you would.

But nevermind all that. You've got an audience waiting with bated breath to hear of your heroic spoils, and Heavens above do you have the news of a lifetime to relay.