Natie: Tutorialize.
Moving on. You decide to pull up the GUIDE you found online for this title. It seems to be a font of mechanical information that you and your compatriot could need.
HP: Okay, so, I've got some stuff here about the game.
HP: There isn't really a proper 'tutorial' provided... not sure why.
HP: We're pretty lucky it took you this long to get it. No way there'd be any info up on release.
AC: okay so
AC: wat i do
HP: Well, I'm your Server Player. Which means I'm in charge of placing and moving things in your environment to help you play!
HP: I've got a bunch of buttons on my UI that give me a bunch of different options.
HP: I think from what I'm gathering is I have to place down these... I think they're machines?
HP: They help you play the game!
AC: so like
AC: wait in my house?,
AC: dude
AC: i donj got no space
AC: and my dad could come home likee
AC: any mintue now.
HP: I don't see much of any other way to progress here.
AC: cant you like
AC: go put my dad in a time out box
AC: or go block my neighbors door till were done
HP: Block your-
HP: What did you do to warrant this question??
AC: i told you
AC: i told you directly
AC: im in a gotdamn
AC: BIRTHDAY
AC: WAR!!!!
AC: and a soldjer never stops fighting
AC: even when their back is against the wall and theres
AC: like cake and silly streamers comin at them
HP: ???
AC: i may hve done accidental arson
AC: but we all make msitakes,
HP: ???????
AC: okay stop punuctionaint
AC: pununctioning
AC: *punctuating
AC: stop with dat crap and help me
