Try Message Girl.

-- aquaticCosmonaut [AC] began pestering hesitantPoinsetta [HP] --

AC: natie

AC: naaaaaatie

AC: whenm the heck are you gonna be done

AC: you sent me to frickin

AC: bikni bottom

AC: and you got what

AC: some chores or smthj to do???

AC: how thee hell amd i gonna do anything now.

AC: helloooo

AC: lalalala

AC: owhatjever.