Spades Slick: Message KARKAT VANTAS.

"Now, who the hell is this Karkat Vantas guy? You've never heard that name in your life, and you've met a lot of people with a lot of stupid names before.

And why would you even think of doing such a nonsensical thing? Why would you need to contact such a chump when nothing of particular significance is going down?

It's just about the last thing you needed, really: To go insane and start hearing voices. Especially when all they have to say is such inane bullshit.

If your subconscious had a face you would punch it.

In the face."