Lola: Pester your friend.
After a quick limerick to CAPTCHALOGUE the DEER SKULL, you decide to message one of your closest friends!
-- christmasBiter [CB] began pestering hylianReincarnate [HR] --
CB: Good Morrow my dear friend!
CB: How has the fine morning breeze been treating you? I sure hope it's quite amicable over there!
HR: hello
HR: im doing fine
HR: did some cleaning around the place
HR: too many leaves
CB: Oh yes of course. I imagine it must be quite the hassle to handle cleaning all by yourself.
CB: Have you not asked your Guardian to assist you? I'm sure it would make for a wonderful bonding experience!
HR: not here right now
HR: probably doing something important
HR: gives me more time to practice anyway
HR: and when im all done with chores i can go back to my grind
CB: Ah yes. Your little site to track measurement of skill through digital spaces and gaming experiences?
CB: Don't miss the forest for the trees, dear! You're always so focused on gaining merit and not mirth!
HR: ?
HR: im quite mirthful when ive mastered something
HR: it's called skill building
HR: the challenge itself is the fun
CB: Last you spoke to me about the 'challenge' you were complaining about how the developers were not
CB: Oh what was the term again.
CB: Intelligent, that's right.
HR: im right is the thing
CB: HR!!! You know better than anyone we know that language like that will make you end up on the naughtiest of lists!
CB: The ones where Santa doesn't even give you coal. You get Wood Shavings!
HR: still fuel
HR: why would he give me a valuable resource as a punishment
HR: i fail to see the downside
HR: you should try it
HR: i hear theres an event for the console you like the most
CB: I need not have to prove my ability to others! My joy is for the safety of me and my precious scratty.
HR: did you give the rodent a name
HR: it could have rabies you know
HR: or its secretly a monster pretending to be a rat
CB: First of all, you are delusional.
CB: Second of all, he's not a rat!
CB: Two for Two :~D
CB: And remind me my dear, who was the one who personally asked her loving Overseer to lend you the money to afford the computer you're even playing these games from!
CB: Three's for me! ;~P
HR: i cant dispute that
HR: i do owe you my gratitude
HR: however, your computer can't even run elf bowling without lagging
CB: Drat!
CB: We've been tied again, a hearty joust of words, dear.
CB: But know that your silver tongue will one day be bested by my sparkling soiree of pointed jabs!
HR: ill hold you too it
HR: by the way dont forget
HR: its gupys birthday today
CB: GASP!
CB: Of course! How could I have so foolishly forgotten our dear friends' celebration!
CB: I'll have to message them soon
CB: I do hope they enjoyed my present. It was put together with as much love and care as I could bestow.
HR: im sure whatever it is gupy will like it
HR: anyway i gotta finish my chores
HR: message you later
HR: !