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Third is a GRADED CARD. Your Overseer purchased this card of a CRASS CARTOON CHARACTER in an online auction. As he tells it, there was actually another print of the SAME CARD up for sale, but he did not purchase it because the DARK POWERS told him that it was destined for another.

It really gives you the heebie-jeebies, and not in a fun way. It's so bad that, had it any form of higher consciousness, it'd maybe even scare itself.

But thank Christmas it does not.

Like, wooooof.