Lola: Be guy with shell-shaped hoodie.

You are now the Weathered Vassal. You've been sat on your ass staring at this machine, that of which you do not fully grasp the utility of, for quite a while now.

Originally you were controlling some sort of aquatic child before suddenly the screens started jumping around to baffling nonsense. All the while, the input device had seemingly broken. Or at least, this is what you suspect from its apparent non-functional state.

What will you do?