Gupy: Retrieve artifact.

Ah! It’s your old plush doll! LITTLE SQUIDWARD! Once a favourite playtime partner in your youth, he’s seen far better days.

But why should that matter, you’re officially fifteen!! You don’t have time to play with silly little cephalopods! Only the real taxonomic deal could satisfy your growing hunger for encyclopedic knowledge.

However, returning him to his cold dark prison beneath the RUG is too cruel for your bleeding heart, so he may stay in your presence. For now.